HANDSTAND RECORDS P.O.Box 110398 ***************** Brooklyn, NY 11211 USA www.handstandrecords.com www.handstandrecords.bandcamp.com www.facebook.com/handstandrecords www.twitter.com/HandstandRecord Start : 2000 (in VA, USA) Owner : Will Cole Distr. : US - Dischord Style : screamo / sludge metal / hardcore / hardcore punk / post hardcore / punk / indie rock / Handstand Records is an independent DIY record label from Brooklyn, New York run by Will Cole. Originally just a distributor, Handstand became an official record label in 2000. It always has and always will be an independent label that emphasizes art over business and community over commodity. History HANDSTAND RECORDS started out like many other punk rock labels as a vehicle to release my own music. As a high school student in Alexandria, VA in the late 90’s, I had put out a handful of tapes over the years, but never had a consistent name to go by. I had also been gradually building up a mailorder distro which operated under various monikers, including Tron Distribution and Homemade Waffles. In 2000, while I was attending college in Charlottesville, VA, I started looking into pressing CDs for my current and former bands (EXCITEBIKE and THE INFERTIL, respectively). The artwork and layout was handled in typical do-it-yourself fashion, which involved lots of cutting, stapling, and numerous trips to Kinko’s. After these two CD releases, my buddy Joe sent me a four-song recording of a project he was working on, but was having trouble funding an official release. I loved the songs and decided it would be just as much fun to release music from my friends as well as myself. Thus, the first IN ARCADIA EP was born. Now that I had a couple CD releases out, I decided it was time to tackle my primary fetish: vinyl records. Enter the Northern Virginia thrashers CRESTFALLEN. I had been friends with these dudes for years, and we had always talked about doing a record together. They had already agreed to release their CD on Magic Bullet Records, but we all agreed that a proper vinyl LP was in order. I helped oversee the entire process, from recording to layout to production. Early 2004 saw the move of Handstand Headquarters from its native state of Virginia to the big apple of New York. I spent a year in Manhattan attempting to cram my extensive distro and all my computer and music equipment into a tiny studio apartment. Skyrocketing rent expenses prevented a new release until February of 2005, when I moved to a larger, cheaper apartment in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. I started a band called OLDE GHOST almost immediately and was finally able to release IN ARCADIA’s first full-length CD, as well as a couple vinyl releases for OLDE GHOST. Now that I have a handful releases under my belt, I have no intention of slowing down. I am currently expanding my distro catalog, while planning new releases of my current musical endeavors, as well as those of friends. I’m not trying to be the biggest label or distro, or even the best for that matter. I just want the music that I love to be available at a reasonable price to those who want it. Handstand always has and always will be an independent label that emphasizes art over business and community over commodity. Will Cole https://handstandrecords.com/about/ febr.23, 2019 HND 01 THE INTERTIL DISCHOREOGRAPHY CD 02.2003 1 Dearly Departed 2 Misfire 3 Camp Pain 4 Commies Are Bad 5 It's Fear 6 Officer Friendly 7 The End Of Roofies 8 Flashpass 9 Mary And Child 10 Fuck Texaco, Those Fat Racist Bastards --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 02 EXCIREBIKE:BEAK/SCOOP/BULGE/STRETCH/SLICE/ADD/SUBRTACT CDEP 12.2000 1 If And Only If 2 Standard Candle 3 Car Crash Song 4 Voltron 5 Clocktower --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 03 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 04 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 05 CRESTFALLEN STREAKS OF TERROR LP 08.2002 A1 Nine To Five RSVP A2 Beyond Recognition A3 Never Say Never! A4 Scouring For Any Signs Of Life A5 Pecking Order B6 Seen And Not Heard B7 Biting Your Tongue Off (Instrumental) B8 Disappearing Act B9 Eternal Nightmare (Note : LP , 800 copies total) CD Magic Bullet MB 034 US 2002 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 06 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 07 IN ARCADIA : IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN KILL IT CD 06.2005 1 Olson Twins Pornography 2:22 2 Leaving Orlando 3:03 3 Super Teeth 2:56 4 Megadeth Fiero 4:27 5 There’s No Crying In Baseball 2:55 6 Fathom The Brig'uns 3:57 7 Bitch, You Ain’t Got No Old Navy Jacket 3:34 8 Domino, Motherfucker 4:27 9 Fuck A Bunch Of Friendship 4:57 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 08 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 09 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 10 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 11 OLDE GHOST TOTALLY 7" 07.2007 1 Echo 2 Wasteland 3 Souls for Less 4 It's a Curse 5 Run Get Away --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 12 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 13 OLDE GHOST USE YER ILLUSION 3'N'4 12"+DLc .2010 RL 29 A1 Fatalists A2 Burn Pile A3 Cop Out A4 Drop Dead City B1 Schadenfreude B2 Golden Flow B3 Temporary Refund Adjustment B4 Quiet Down (Note : 12" , 45 RPM , white vinyl) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 14 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 15 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 16 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 17 OLDE GHOST TOP SERPENT 7" .2011 A1 The March Of History A2 Erie Street B1 Academic Bubble B2 Grinding Halt (Note : 7"/33.3 RPM , test pressing) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 18 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 19 FLESH EATING CREEPS : THE BOOK ABOUT THE MOVIE CS 09.2015 (COMPLETE RECORDINGS 1995-2000 HND 19 FLESH EATING CREEPS : THE BOOK ABOUT THE MOVIE 58MP3 09.2015 (COMPLETE RECORDINGS 1995-2000 Last Recording Session A1 Academy Award 1:00 A2 Exorcising The Southern Ghost 1:34 A3 Muddy Waters 1:17 A4 Run 1:26 A5 A Clean Shirt & A High School Diploma 1:01 A6 The Gods Must Be Crazy 0:46 A7 Charlie Daniels Band 0:55 A8 Name Drops In The Bucket 1:33 Live On WNYU A9 You're Everything That Sucks About America 1:12 A10 Lakewater 1:05 A11 Fuck It Up, Richmond Style 1:21 A12 Physics 1:01 A13 Rendered Spineless 0:56 A14 Lovelace 1:25 A15 Bullshit Vein 1:04 A16 www@armageddon.com 1:38 A17 Theme From "Midnight Cowboy" / This One's For The Bottom-Feeding Scenester 2:07 A18 The Brutal Blizzard Of '96 1:12 The Aggression Of Progression 12" Compilation A19 This One's For The Bottom-Feeding Scenester 1:33 A20 Rendered Spineless 1:51 4-Way 7" Compilation With Lewistown, Tri-State Killing Spree, Our Time A21 Fuck It Up, Richmond Style 1:30 A22 The Brutal Blizzard Of '96 1:30 Outtakes From Fall '98 Session A23 Lovelace 1:55 A24 Fuck Your Friends, Every Single One Of Them 0:56 A25 "Unfinished Song Jon Wrote" 2:09 A26 Gown Vs. Town 0:47 7 Songs On 45 With Gullible Zine #14 7" A27 Fuck Your Friends, Every Single One Of Them 0:50 A28 Bullshit Vein 1:12 A29 Thanks, Asshole 0:55 A30 www@armageddon.com 0:57 B1 Lovelace 1:57 B2 Widow's Peak 1:01 B3 Lakewater 1:31 Outtakes From 7" Session B4 Happy Now?! 1:10 B5 It Doesn't Matter 1:42 B6 I Wish I Could Say I Don't Give A Shit About You0:49 3-Way Split 7" With They Live, The Infertil B7 Why Haven't I Got Beat Up Yet? 1:12 B8 I Wish I Could Say I Don't Give A Shit About You0:56 B9 Gown Vs. Town 0:38 B10 Happy Now?! 1:10 Tour Demo Tape B11 You Shitheads Are Expendable 1:05 Live At The 180 Club In Hagerstown, MD B12 Gown Vs. Town 1:12 B13 Sample From "Black Roses" 0:33 Second Demo Tape B14 You Shitheads Are Expendable 1:11 B15 YM Y Me? 0:22 B16 It Doesn't Matter 1:51 B17 You All Along 2:29 B18 Co-Ed Murderer 2:16 B19 In Your Eyes Written By – Circle Jerks 0:47 B20 Fuck It Up, Richmond Style 1:44 Outtakes From Second Demo Tape B21 Deadeye Dick 2:01 B22 Teenager In A Box 1:24 Watch Us Go To Work: RVA Punk Nation Cassette Compilation B23 Never Say Never 1:36 First Demo Tape B24 Introduction 1:03 B25 Surf Nazis Must Die 1:34 B26 People I Hate 2:16 B27 Recluse 1:43 Practice Tape B28 YM Y Me? 1:08 (Note : 100 hand-numb. copies) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 20 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 21 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 22 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 23 MUTANT SCUM FIELD RECORDINGS CS 09.2015 A1 Rise And Slime A2 Sick Bay A3 Sludge Castle A4 The Nightmare Of Being A5 Out Of The Sewers, Onto The Streets A6 Black Mayonnaise A7 Atomic Scum (Unlisted Track) B1 Rise And Slime B2 Sick Bay B3 Sludge Castle B4 The Nightmare Of Being B5 Out Of The Sewers, Onto The Streets B6 Black Mayonnaise B7 Atomic Scum (Unlisted Track) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 23 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 24 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 25 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 26 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 27 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 28 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 29 MUTANT SCUM MUTANT SCUM LP+DLc 02.2019 HND 29 MUTANT SCUM MUTANT SCUM 10MP3 02.2019 A1 Mutant / Scum 6:00 A2 Rise And Slime 2:37 A3 Dirt Bath 4:00 A4 Sludge Castle 3:17 A5 Cognitive Pollution 4:05 B1 Out Of The Sewers, Onto The Streets 3:25 B2 Scabpicker 4:04 B3 Caesium-137 6:22 B4 Black Mayonnaise 3:30 B5 The Nightmare Of Being 3:58 Sludgy metallic punk played by mutant-human hybrids spawned from the Brooklyn sewers ... an environmental cautionary tale of sorts. 10-song LP comes on radioactive slime green color vinyl, plus full color gatefold jacket and download code. 533 copies pressed on slime green color vinyl. https://dischord.com/release/HND29/st-62 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HND 31 CASUAL BURN MEAN THING LP .2019 1 Purity Standard 2 Wrong Song 3 Get Up 4 Mean Thing 5 Ask Me 6 Fiction 7 Baggage 8 I Don't Like Mine Casual Burn are a femme-fronted punk band from the swamps of New Orleans, whose debut full length “Mean Thing” is a haunting punk rock stomp with goth and surf undertones, sludgy downshifts, and a few noisy freak-outs. https://dischord.com/release/HND31/mean-thing --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- =======================================================================================